375 goes to the menders

Not for long now, the might of thb are currrently fitting new carbs, they have ever so kindly lent me for the season, and are pulling the rear end out .

In return i have promised to research the internet for Gay dogging sites they can visit, but definitely none that Ells Bells frequents, as they are not into rough. (hmmmmm) that rules out most of Lancashire and Cumbria.

its not to bad if you have manage to borrow bits and if its not costing you a lot.

Oh indeed it has cost me a small fortune in the last 15 months, but it helps if you have some good people who will help you out, the carbs are on loan, as new carbs and manfolds are a small fortune, and currently my good lady wife, has frozen all current funding larger than 50p.

i no all about that, my girlfriend is p**s off with me as i only got my stocker because she overheard me saying to my mate i will have to get one and she said i was full of sh*t and would never do it. a load of time and money later and its finaly ready....... oh and one p**s off girlfriend should be good fun, looking forward to the 7th, and at least i should be able to give andy a good race for last place

Stu D wrote:i no all about that, my girlfriend is p**s off with me as i only got my stocker because she overheard me saying to my mate i will have to get one and she said i was full of sh*t and would never do it. a load of time and money later and its finaly ready....... oh and one p**s off girlfriend should be good fun, looking forward to the 7th, and at least i should be able to give andy a good race for last place

I think that you will find that slow and consistant is the formula as I have never actually finished last out of everyone who has started. If you approach a race like a 60 year old with a caravan on a sunday drive I guarentee someone else will always crash out therfore not finishing last, brakes or no brakes

your theory also works for janner in his mini

well then its no longer theory it is now fact

Donkey Dawson wrote:

laughin at your own posts. class!

I like the sentiment chaps, but were would i store the ladder to get in?

Benny375 wrote:I like the sentiment chaps, but were would i store the ladder to get in?

No need pal. Use option 2 ...............................

1. Retreat 50 metres from vehicle
2. Commence very short jog
3. Bounce on botty
4. Bounce on botty, bounce on botty, higher and higher and higher
5. Boing, BOIng, BOING ........... and in the car you land - Spacehopper style

Benny375 wrote:I like the sentiment chaps, but were would i store the ladder to get in?

theres a hole in the passenger footwell so you can walk underneath to gain entry

just fit one to your passenger door like i did benny it woks a treat

Donkey Dawson wrote:Sneak preview of 375, the headbangers have cut off the excess fat from super 375 to give it a new smaller (befitting bennys stature) look

Benny, this may prove more beneficial to you In addition, you can show your "roof" support to "Duo Lardy"

So here we are again......375 is now in the hands of the legendary Gayboy.
Dave is weaving his magic on it currently and with any luck it will be back out at Easter and i can drive it like a turd, same as last season.

Love you Gayboy

2.46am have you sh#t the bed or something??

I made the mistake of drinking coffee after 6 oclock...doh

Today 375 was transported to the Headbangers centre of Excellence to put right the damage inflicted upon it By Tommy Wrecker.

List of Damage
BACK AXLE
Snapped half shaft
Wrecked Caliper
Smashed Disc

FRONT DRIVERS SIDE
Snapped control arm
Bent Track rod
Spring knocked out of its seat at top of strut

PASSENGER SIDE
New track rod end
Track rod Bent
UNDER THE BONNET
Radiator ripped from its mountings

ENGINE BAY
Engine shunted backwards 3 inches
Conrod through both sides of the engine block
Air filters mullered through engine cover trying to head north.

Drivers Bay
Wee Wee Stain on seat.

Work completed
Both front wheels areas now completed and reinforced
Engine removed and sent to Tommys shed for rebuild.
Stain removed from seat.

Will keep you posted

fooook me..

Got to admit; it went out in style!

Well that looks well fooked! I think you need to see wayne about that v8 he knows of. This cant be the end of the crappy!