or, just make something up..

sorry this was meant to go on the "GOSLOW" thread..

Make something up, hmmmm. Janet has actually 6 nipples as he was born and raised by a pack of wolves

andydawson475 wrote:Make something up, hmmmm. Janet has actually 6 nipples as he was born and raised by a pack of wolves

and he has the world largest collection of pornograpgic material ( off els)

Mikey Bell is having relations with a student as it makes him feel younger than his actual forty something age.

Jay Kellet, is going for a curly perm tomorrow

Getting I dyed blonde also benny see you don't know everything do you

got that dwarf porn for you benny

benny is slower than a girl in a corsa..........................................oh wait that really did happen!

Kev went for a quote for a nose job, but the Surgoen wouldnt give him a cost as they couldnt get a cherry picker in the theatre.

Martin titchmarsh has secret thai bride and uses extra large condoms for her peni5

Benny actually drank 23 pints tonight before he cleared a full table of beers all over the floor

Andy shared a pint of strong coke with Sean tonight and then devoured 23 halves of lemonade before boffing up all over the toilet floor (Lightweights)

shut it you middle management pen pusher you are 3 and a half beer mats shorter than Andy

Today was graft moving team Dawson to new premises, and ensuring that the wheels of commerce continue for Dave, and that the sponging lazy good for nothing student, has a base to at least turn uyp and earn some extra money to help his hard working yet dementia ridden father earn some money. So Janner and i pulled our tripe out and moved the contents of a well established garage including three ramps and pallets of stock car spares, whilst Andy D polished his spanners and bought a copy of ZOO from the newsagent across the road, and locked himself in the loo for most of the day. Three rolls of loo paper later he emerged with a magazine that had no pages that would turn, and a red flush on his face that would confirm he grafted like mad and would need to rest his right arm for 24 hours.

Lordy is not gay

Team Dawson have indeed moved 300 yards from there old garage on the Corner of Croft street and the main drag into preston.

Drag is a very apt term for this bunch of queers

Wayne is straight as a die

Judas is a one team man!!!!!

Touche

tommy w wrote:Lordy is not gay

Lordy is NOT gay

He is treated like a god, as his whole team are

Ell's Bell's wrote:

tommy w wrote:Lordy is not gay

Lordy is NOT gay

He is treated like a god, as his whole team are

It's official .............. if "ELLES" says I'm not G4y then I'm NOT g4y Although I do consider mysef a happy sort of chap!