Jaggers Onslowesque engine build due out next sunday!!

by **Benny375** Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:08 am

Okey cokey Chaps
Laughably Ian Jagger the new owner of Stock car No 76 that was No 40 and soon to be reslendant with the number 60, is so besotted by the intricate detail in Onslows mammoth mini engine build that he has decided to try and beat the numbrer of years it has taken Onslow.
Not known for his engine building abilities, Jagger has enlisted the help of that smelly unwashed git Tommy the stock car champion... my ass is silver Hollingworth.

The build was started at 6pm tonight. and up to speed theyve done pretty much of nothing.

But hey ho It will make interesting reading for a month or two until Ace gets bored and starts slating it.

Here is the first of the pictures as they embark on this foray into the unknown

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by **Benny375** Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:09 am

Now here is Jagger himself trying to look like he's a veteran engine builder

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by **Benny375** Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:12 am

This next one is a picture of a crank....this is the bit that spins round and usually breaks because they arent meant to spin round so fast.

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by Guest Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:22 am

So go on then. What headbanger feature will this engine don. Will it be speed grooves, cracked piston technology or even bent rod science.

by **Benny375** Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:30 am

As the build hots up and Jagger is given the keys to Tommys Snapon toolbox No 15, progress is now being made

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by **lordy80 s/c** Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:31 am

It's monday night "NOW" and racing sunday! SURELY it can't be done ....can it?

(YES i KNOW IT CAN BUT i'M TRYING TO BUILD UP THE TENSION)

god knows we could do with an exciting thread, Sod it I'm going to sew my eye lids together!

by **Benny375** Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:32 am

by **Benny375** Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:34 am

Yes Lordy this is live and in the making as we speak. Can they surpass the mammoth engine build of Onslow
Will they fail at the end with an excuse borrowed from the Dawson book of lame excuses

Oh the tension Twisted Evil

by Guest Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:38 am

It can't be done, an engine can't be built from scratch and fitted in less than 3 years

by **Benny375** Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:41 am

I would note at this point that it took Ace three days to home in on Onslow after the start of his thread and start the trail of abuse that now litters his thread.

Will Jagger be poo pooed by Grace or will he watch with baited breath

by **Benny375** Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:52 am

andydawson475 wrote:So go on then. What headbanger feature will this engine don. Will it be speed grooves, cracked piston technology or even bent rod science.

Latest from Egg world

The new and redeeming feature on this engine is .....DOUBLE PISTON RING PHYSICS.

Pictures to follow of Pistons being fitted very shortly

by **ace234** Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:12 am

I'm watchin.. i aint like that anymore..

by **lordy80 s/c** Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:21 am

Whoever has taken over "ACES" Posting please release him and let him go ......all together now ...."FOR I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE!" ....Come on ace get in there bros! ..... FOR THOSE INTERESTED Engelbert Humperdinck - Release Me 1966.

Come on ....IM FECIN BORED!

by **ace234** Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:36 am

naa, this is allmost intresing.. not the same as putting a standard 60 horse mini engine into a bag of sh1te chassis..

by **Benny375** Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:54 am

DONT YOU JUST LOVE HIS CHEESY GRIN

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OIL PUMP SORTED AND FETTLED

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HEAD FINISHED

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by **Benny375** Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:56 am

looks like Tommy's grown dreadlocks?

by **stavros** Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:09 am

I recognise that sump

by Guest Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:18 am

There is lots of your stuff on and in it

by Guest Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:20 am

There are no tins of special brew in any of these photos

by **Onslow675** Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:08 pm

andydawson475 wrote:There are no tins of special brew in any of these photos

Nor are there in this one! lol!

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by **Donkey Dawson** Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:33 pm

Onslow675 wrote:
andydawson475 wrote:There are no tins of special brew in any of these photos

If you look at the bottom of the ignition coil it reads alcohol content 9% by volume, it's gold so it must be a Carlsberg special brew can....................Onlsow your ignition coil must be in the fridge

by **Onslow675** Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:10 pm

ace234 wrote:naa, this is allmost intresing.. not the same as putting a standard 60 horse mini engine into a bag of sh1te chassis..

If I've only got 60 BHP when I've finished I'm going to give up and take up flower arranging! The engine I have built this from came out of the factory with 70BHP Very Happy

. Mini's handle superbly when properly set up, nice and square, wheel at each corner and a low centre of gravity! Very Happy

by michael 19 Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:17 am

factory spec 1275 engines only have 59 horse power ( from bmc mini owners club website)

by **lordy80 s/c** Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:23 am

My starter motor has more power than the "Mini" engine!

by **J46GER** Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:59 am

Onslow675 wrote:
ace234 wrote:naa, this is allmost intresing.. not the same as putting a standard 60 horse mini engine into a bag of sh1te chassis..

If I've only got 60 BHP when I've finished I'm going to give up and take up flower arranging! The engine I have built this from came out of the factory with 70BHP . Mini's handle superbly when properly set up, nice and square, wheel at each corner and a low centre of gravity!

Haha. You better get some flowers out then pettal!!!

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